I am the alpha and the omega.
Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
birb se futur. birb se all.
Shopekeper Large contact len store. Sell a len, can gain a illusion the eyeball so much more eyeball
So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….
bringing this back
she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN
I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT
IF I DONT DO THIS FOR MY FUTURE CHILD SOMEONE PLEASE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO ME
Think this mighta changed my life