Animals and Other Things too
aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

aworldawayfromyou:

tyleroakley:

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

THE ODDS ARE IN HIS FAVOR

sjwstupidity:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

super nerd!

I honestly thought this was another movethefuckoverbro.

sjwstupidity:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

super nerd!

I honestly thought this was another movethefuckoverbro.

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

shitsuren-chama:

fallofhyperion:

how do i say “i want to leave lipstick marks on the inside of your thighs” with just a look

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digital-joker:

asksecularwitch:

auric-pauper:

Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.

Made by Drakevarg

I’m not going to lie. Some of these make me want to be a world eater. Don’t feed my world eater ego.

Cleric, Sorcerer, and Paladin though… damn.

stephanietwilleylarper:

feral-workshop:

Skyrim or viking? This is a helm I made for myself for a larp character name Baenna. She is a blacksmith and she always goes in the front lines during battles.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/AtelierFeral

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/FeralCrafter?ref=si_shop

Deviantart: http://feral-workshop.deviantart.com/

Look at this awesome helm you guys!

SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE GIFS

itistimetodisappear:

kandymation:

thatrioblogger:

mirka-dragon:

This gif should have text on it:

SOCIAL LIFE could read in the weapon

ME could read on Drago

TUMBLR could read on Hiccup’s sword

https://31.media.tumblr.com/2a8d097428221a250f31a504c89ad052/tumblr_n9i5jbV0NP1tanhf2o4_500.gif

:D

imageHow’s this?

THE THIIINNGGGG

*saves to reply gif folder*

guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad…